I HOPE YOU MEET YOUR FAVORITE BAND MEMBER AND THEY LIKE YOU AS MUCH AS YOU LIKE THEM
what if everything you see right now is just a hallucination caused by inhaling oxygen
Is that why when you stop breathing you black out.
GUYS STOP MAKING ME QUESTION MY EXISTENCE
im not surprised when tumblr people are failing classes cause you guys are dumb as fuck
I swear to god bruh
Let me catch you in the streets
Bruh I swear to god
do your eyes ever randomly go out of focus and then you are too lazy to focus them back in and just stare at nothing for a while
i know the world doesn’t revolve around me but it kinda does
one time my mom accidentally put wine into my little sister’s sippy cup and it was only discovered because when my sister asked for another cup she added “this juice is spicy”
*looks at Princess* Mmmhmm!
*holds up sippy cup*
"More of the spicy juice, pretty pleeaase?"
*innocent face*don’t do this here
party planner: how do you want to make your entrance?